Vaccination bribes

Bar tenders and waiters stand in the door or outside their bars in the street, calling pedestrians, as Paul just displays a smug grin.

Bar tender: Get a covid shot, get three free beers!

Drunk guy: Let's go there.

Waiter, waving: Five IPAs that kick more than the covid shot!

Other drunk guy: But we went to that place last shot.

Waitress: Get your covid shot here! We'll raffle away a keg of beer!

Paul wasn't offered bribes for taking his covid shot, but the improved 5G reception in the last months made it totally worth it.