Bar tenders and waiters stand in the door or outside their bars in the street, calling pedestrians, as Paul just displays a smug grin.
Bar tender: Get a covid shot, get three free beers!
Drunk guy: Let's go there.
Waiter, waving: Five IPAs that kick more than the covid shot!
Paul wasn't offered bribes for taking his covid shot, but the improved 5G reception in the last months made it totally worth it.
Other drunk guy: But we went to that place last shot.
Waitress: Get your covid shot here! We'll raffle away a keg of beer!