Wine is too complicated and snobby? Try beer instead! Or...?
Paul and Max shop for beer.
Paul looks at the bottle in his hand and says: I'm glad I'm not a wine snob. Craft beer is so unpretentious.
Max looks at the sixpack he is holding.
It reads: Serve at 6.3°C in goblet rinsed w purified water, pouring
@40° angle. Let sit for 25s for full aroma. Drink in summer on Fri only
Max: Err... exactly!