The Lighthouse
Ever went to a highly acclaimed place to be terribly disappointed?

Transcript
Paul and Max stare in awe at the wall of tap handles in a bar.
Paul: Wow! 500 taps! For real!
But it's all Lighty Light!
Bartender: 499 Lighty Light, one is Lighty Light Dark Light. That's what we serve here, boy.
I don't care what you like. We got 500 taps, that makes us world famous, and that's all that counts.
As Paul and Max walk away disgruntledly, Paul looks back at the bar: Somehow we could've guessed it given the name of the place...
Sign at the entrance: Lighthouse
Tags: Lighty Light bar