Tarzan, lord of the ales
I'm glad that flavor is more important than abv.

Transcript
Paul talks to another homebrewer at the homebrewer's meeting.
Paul, excited: We found and modified a great recipe for Tarzan, lord of the ales, from the mysterious dark jungle... super strong with cocoa and exotic spices.
Paul, much less excited as the other homebrewer also looks a lot less excited: But some numbers must have been off... I blame the metric system... anyway, wanna try Mowgli?
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