Sign for no fun
Extreme complaining requires extreme measures.
Max hands Paul a sheet of paper: Please sign at the bottom.
Paul reads: I understand there may or may not be craft beer, or only sour beers. I still will not bitch about it, no matter how limit the actual selection is.
Paul: Trying new bars with you is just no fun.
Max: No, with you it isn't.
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