Max and Paul are about to have a beer.
Max, leaning over a laptop: Max is drinking a Prussian Pond Pliny the Middle. "Great stuff! Cheers! Haha!"
Paul, waiting: Are you done yet?
Some guy somewhere else reads Max' post and says: Shoot, and I only got Lighty Light... At least I've got lots of it. Boohooorray.
Another guy online: Yeah, show off, dude... Makes me wanna shove it up his...
Next beer drinker reading Max' post: What a dumb beer snob. Thinks he's so special.
Yet another beer drinker online: Yeah, sure, hashtag beer porn and what not. A waste of bytes. What a tool.
Max clings glasses with Paul, while the hate spills out of his laptop behind his back: Just had to share this real quick. Shared joy is twice the joy after all! Cheers!