Paul and Max are ready to bottle their homebrew.
Max, sitting on the table flipping through a book: Confucius says: An empty bucket will not yield much beer.
Max: Amber waves rolling Brewer watches in horror The forgotten spigot
Max: Confucius says: Close you wants friends, and spigots before bottling.
Paul, mopping the floor: Fine, you said it before. Now put down that stupid book and help me!