Pure pale ale Special ingredient pale ale? Max and Paul are discussing how to brew their pale ale. Max: Let's throw the tinsel in the brew pot, ok? Paul: That won't make it a glitter beer. Max: What about all that xmas chocolate? Paul: No, you use dark malt for a brown beer. Max: Mulled wine? Paul: No, more malt for a stronger beer. Max: We gonna brew a pale ale as pure as the freshly fallen snow. Paul: Probably it'll also taste as exciting.