Meditating How do you align the universe? Max and Paul stand at the super market's beer shelf. Max: I need a few beers every week. Max: It offsets the stress, washes away all the mundane, the boring. Max: Meditating over a few pints cleanses my soul. Aligns my err, shurikens or whatnot with the universe. Paul: Equilibrium ESB, I take it? Max: Double! I just felt a weird tilt in the universe.