How do you align the universe?
Max and Paul stand at the super market's beer shelf.
Max: I need a few beers every week.
Max: It offsets the stress, washes away all the mundane, the boring.
Max: Meditating over a few pints cleanses my soul. Aligns my err, shurikens or whatnot with the universe.
Paul: Equilibrium ESB, I take it?
Max: Double! I just felt a weird tilt in the universe.