Meditating

Max and Paul stand at the super market's beer shelf.

Max: I need a few beers every week.

Max: It offsets the stress, washes away all the mundane, the boring.

Max: Meditating over a few pints cleanses my soul. Aligns my err, shurikens or whatnot with the universe.

Paul: Equilibrium ESB, I take it?

Max: Double! I just felt a weird tilt in the universe.