I could do better than that

Max and Paul try a new beer.

Paul: Yuck, what a boring swill!

Max: Indeed! Even I could do better than that!

Paul: What? Can you brew beer?

Max: No, but I'd do better than this stuff for sure!

Max: You don't need to know shit. Politicians make laws about stuff they have no clue about all the time!

Paul: Looking forward to your Rick Perry abortion red ale.

Max: Hush, or I'll cut your funding!