I could do better than that
Sometimes the barrier to entry is fairly low.
Max and Paul try a new beer.
Paul: Yuck, what a boring swill!
Max: Indeed! Even I could do better than that!
Paul: What? Can you brew beer?
Max: No, but I'd do better than this stuff for sure!
Max: You don't need to know shit. Politicians make laws about stuff they have no clue about all the time!
Paul: Looking forward to your Rick Perry abortion red ale.
Max: Hush, or I'll cut your funding!
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