Jessica is sitting at her laptop.
Jessica: Feraro Italian mash tun with aluminum handles and aerodynamic spigot for only $599.99? Guess the old dented mash tun will have to do. Kelvin Klein IPA glass for just 55 bucks a piece? Nope, he'll rather drink from the bottle... Reusable silicon coasters with drip catcher and spill prevention mechanism, pack of 10 for $199? We'll keep swiping cardboard coasters from bars.
Caption: The annual conflict between gift ideas and reality