At the bar counter, Paul watches the bartender and makes a shocking discovery.
Paul: Yuck! He dipped the tap into the beer he's pouring!
Max: So? That's where the beer comes from anyway!
Paul: Disgusting! Who knows where else that tap has been!
Max: Lots of other clean glasses that got poured the same beer?
Paul: Contamination! Horror!
Bartender: What can I get you?
Max: Early demise Dunkel!
Paul: Stomach pills.