Dating app
Online dating doesn't work for you? Maybe you just use the wrong app?

Transcript
Max is playing with his phone.
Max: What?! You checked in Lighty Light 37 times? Did you water your lawn? One I can chalk up to perverse curiosity, but this is just bad taste. Next!
What's that ---only 4021 beers and 981 badges so far? Is this a joke? I'm not dating kindergartners!
Max: Hey, she looks promising! Got all the good badges to at least level 50! Rated that Nun With Tonsure wheat bock a 4.5! Cool!
Paul comes with two beers: Here's your beer. Do you still use Underbeerd as a dating app?
Yes... I am interested in the person, not just looks.
Max: Say, did you get Lighty Dark?!!
Tags: Underbeerd bock