Bym machines
The fascination of shiny glittering chrome

Transcript
Max gives Paul the tour of his bym, his beer gym. They stop at a wall full of tap handles.
Max: Here are our training machines.
Paul: Awesome! Let's go!
Max: Not so fast. Beginners only get to use these!
Max offers Paul a handful of different bottle openers. Paul looks less than excited.
Max: Hey, consider yourself lucky! Other places only allow plastic cups for beginners!
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