Book beer

Paul and Max sit at the table.

Paul: Dude, your cream ale was total crap.

Max: Well, I used half and half; next time I'll use heavy whipping cream.

When you brewed that smoke beer, you almost burned down the house.

Max: So? Only almost!

Paul: Your raspberry sour was paint thinner, but not drinkable!

Max: Hey, it got rid of the ants, didn't it?

Paul: Here's a brewing book. Make good use of it

Later...

Max drops the book in the brew kettle.

Paul: What are you doing?!

Max: Brewing a book! That's what you wanted!

Paul: It's bock, not book...