Paul and Max sit at the table.
Paul: Dude, your cream ale was total crap.
Max: Well, I used half and half; next time I'll use heavy whipping cream.
When you brewed that smoke beer, you almost burned down the house.
Max: So? Only almost!
Paul: Your raspberry sour was paint thinner, but not drinkable!
Max: Hey, it got rid of the ants, didn't it?
Paul: Here's a brewing book. Make good use of it
Max drops the book in the brew kettle.
Paul: What are you doing?!
Max: Brewing a book! That's what you wanted!
Paul: It's bock, not book...