Beer for kids

Max and Paul are having a beer.

While Paul drinks, Max eyes his beer with a disgusted look: Yuck, this doesn't have any hops! I this for kids or what?!

Paul, rolling his eyes: No, overly hoppy beers are for kids that think the more hops the better.

Max finishes his beer: Just kidding. As a seasoned craft beer lover I know that.

Ok, next beer. But make it at least imperial! Anything lower than 9% ABV is for kids.