Olympic values
A toast to the olympic values. Whatever they are.
On a big stage, an important person makes an important announcement. Important person, looking very important: I'm sorry. Binge drinking will not become an olympic discipline. It just lacks the universally accepted olympic values and spirit. Questions from the audience: What values? Spreading covid? Doping and covering up? Ruin the cities? Corruption and commercialism?
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