Paul: It comes from China, not from Corona.
The risk is considered "moderate" only.
It's a lung disease! Not a beer!
There is this new Corona virus.
Max: I only drink strong beers anyway.
I don't drink Corona anyway.
I don't drink Tsingtao either.
I don't inhale beer anyway.
Paul: ...with boiling water.
They say you should wash your hands for at least 20 seconds.
... every 20 minutes for 10 minutes..
Max: Later! I need to get my panic buys done before everybody is out of panics!
Max: Ok, I'm done with isolation. Yes, I know there is no medicine yet. So what? Each time I go out drinking people tell me to stop, just based on my time drinking and not because of other criteria!
Must protect the economy! Let's save a few brewpubs!
What's the point of surviving if my favorite bars don't?
Paul: Just get a beer from the fridge. Grab one for me, too.